West Parker

To die, only to die again.

Brian — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Survivor Afghanistan

Brian — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:56:57 +0000

Facebook and the Farmville addiction

Brian — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Big government, big risk

Brian — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Dallas Cowboy's Superfan

Brian — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:00:00 +0000

The great pumpkin patch ripoff

Brian — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Dallas Cowboy Old Lady Switcharoo

Brian — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Halloween Candy Hunt

Brian — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Cold Is

Brian — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:00:00 +0000

The great pumpkin transformation

Brian — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Three ways to lose your job

Brian — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:00:00 +0000

When you need a Biden Blunder

Brian — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Free pies don't exist

Brian — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Those forgetful sharks

Brian — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:38:12 +0000

Eat all you want

Brian — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:06:28 +0000

Bow before my greatness

Brian — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:26:41 +0000

Fall Sweater Belly

Brian — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:09:07 +0000

Pumpkin home theather

Brian — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:03:36 +0000

I take thee Windows 7

Brian — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:52:58 +0000

The team that sucks the least, wins.

Brian — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:28:55 +0000

Land Ho!

Brian — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:57:29 +0000

Death's bad habit

Brian — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:05:16 +0000

Google knows everything

Brian — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:30:38 +0000

Pimpin' the doghouse

Brian — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:19:16 +0000

Dear Lifetime

Brian — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:05:05 +0000

Quiet! Don't make a smell!

Brian — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:32:48 +0000

The great sea shark swims again

Brian — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:35:17 +0000

Cowboy Fumble

Brian — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:24:12 +0000

One great pumpkin

Brian — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:51:38 +0000

Eye spy with my little eye

Brian — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:14:47 +0000

The President's olympic bid

Brian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:42:55 +0000

The Twitter Patch

Brian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:09:25 +0000

Can you hear me now?

Brian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:30:44 +0000

Grow little pumpkin

Brian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:44:56 +0000

Fighting in the Facebook era

Brian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:37:54 +0000

Facebook fights of legend

Brian — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:50:41 +0000

They strike again...

Brian — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:24:44 +0000

Live and let bacon

Brian — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:03:43 +0000

Mid-death Crisis

Brian — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:46:56 +0000

Dear Dallas Cowboys...

Brian — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:56:10 +0000

An awesome display

Brian — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:17:35 +0000

Give me love, not football

Brian — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:27:54 +0000

FOOTBALL!!!

Brian — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:58:15 +0000

Dear Recession, we need to talk

Brian — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:26:14 +0000

Women are like apples

Brian — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:25:28 +0000

Quit without saving?

Brian — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:33:40 +0000

Jerk move in Final Fantasy Online.

Brian — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:59:03 +0000

Computer trouble at the office

Brian — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:21:39 +0000

Martha and Morty have issues

Brian — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:51:20 +0000

From the desk of Barker

Brian — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:44:40 +0000

The secret to my success

Brian — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:07:47 +0000

Tail taunter...

Brian — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:15:48 +0000

Popular with the ladies

Brian — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:40:29 +0000

Real money trader...

Brian — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:30:06 +0000

For those of you who aren't big into the MMO (massively multiplayer online) scene. What Barker is talking about is someone who hires a group of people, usually from Asia, and then has them work on a game and sell the money, or gear for real world money. Known as real money trade, or RMT for short.

For gamers, RMT is a big issue when dealing with an MMO... However, I don't know of anything better that Barker would enjoy doing... Taking money from people, and ripping of others.

The Subway sandwich conspiracy

Brian — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:03:06 +0000

Fly me to the moon

Brian — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:16:27 +0000

Three wishes and everything is back to normal.

Brian — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Heads are prone to roll.

Brian — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:04:33 +0000

Don't go losing your head now...

Brian — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:05:41 +0000

For my second wish...

Brian — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:32:09 +0000

A Ninja of a different Penguin?

Brian — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:15:56 +0000

Slappy McNinja!

Brian — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 03:05:41 +0000

For my first Wish...

Brian — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Confrontation in the kitchen.

Brian — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Old enemies plot revenge.

Brian — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:00:00 +0000

A surprising revelation.

Brian — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:00:00 +0000

And what do pod-penguins like to eat?

Brian — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Pod penguins are among us!

Brian — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Too busy to know what's good for you.

Brian — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Lame Insults.

Brian — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Let's get on the same page.

Brian — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

I lift of my prayers.

Brian — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Penguin have mercy on me...

Brian — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Strange people from distant worlds.

Brian — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Everybody put your hands in the air!

Brian — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Alien Marathon.

Brian — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

First impressions last a life time.

Brian — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Summer time high.

Brian — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Looking for life in Brian's back yard.

Brian — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Hunting for the lost cartoonist.

Brian — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Twitt-holic!

Brian — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

The only logical conclusion

Brian — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Sign me up then shoot me down.

Brian — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Enough vacation already, let’s do this thing!

Brian — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:00:00 +0000

My dog just can't focus

Brian — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 10:00:00 +0000

And what happend to you?

Brian — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Backing yourself into a corner

Brian — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Rosebud!!!!!

Brian — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:00:00 +0000

How to pick a fight

Brian — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Come on, let's go!

Brian — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:00:00 +0000

Let's all go for a walk

Brian — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:00:00 +0000

No one believes me

Brian — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 11:00:00 +0000

And my first wish is...

Brian — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Looking for a wish

Brian — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Perhaps math is the answer

Brian — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Perhaps science will help me fly.

Brian — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Learn how to fly

Brian — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Thanks for the help, chumps!

Brian — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:00:00 +0000

What'ca gonna' do?

Brian — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 11:00:00 +0000

Sorry, no refunds

Brian — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:00:00 +0000